#History meme

[eethok]

STORE UPDATE

All my Medieval Collection has been restocked AND added to! I'm so excited I might do a jig!

[solarg0blin]

Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram

Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!

Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation

[its-not-a-pen]

first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?

3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.

[jocrude]

Now see if my Mum had named my brother Boleslaus the Cruel I would've known to avoid him.

[dimity-lawn]

[marcusnotbrutus]

based on recent events

[charlesoberonn]

[baebeylik]

[madame-helen]

[museeeuuuum]

[toaarcan]

It's that time of year again.

[eethok]

Fun fact but according to historians, tamagotchi were a popular commodity for noble ladies in the 14th century

[galakteon]

something i made for lannes’s bday! sharing this here too!

[ochipi]

Times my archaeology made people’s day #1

Open door days on a site in the middle of a town. Bunch of walls, some tiled floors, a cellar and stone wells. All the adults were asking dumb questions (as in; “do you feel the presence of the ancient people while you’re working”,).

In one of my groups was a single kid between a bunch of adults and he was running a bit lost on his own.

At one point he noticed and asked me “why is there so much slate here?”

Excellent question! It’s a city so a lot of roofs were tiled with slate and sometimes even a wall. And when the buildings were bombed in WW1, the slate ended up everywhere.

He had a smile from ear to ear and his eyes shone bright. I was happy too because it was the smartest question of the day. I was happy to do that for him.

[be-gay-find-cryptids]

Patterson and Gimlin meet Patty, 1967 (Colorized)

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Shitpost by me :)